🍇💣 Life Is Not Grape

Looks Sweet. Hits Serious. Built for Real Smokers.

Life Is Not Grape might sound fruity, but don’t get it twisted — this is top-shelf fire with depth, edge, and real pressure. Whether it’s in rosin, flower, Gummies or concentrates, this exotic delivers a complex profile of dark berry, gassy backend, and rich earthy tones, finished with a heavy, euphoric high.

Every hit is smooth, flavorful, and designed to hit above expectations — sweet on the outside, knockout on the inside.

🔍 STRAIN / PRODUCT PROFILE

• Type: Hybrid (leans indica)

• Flavor: Grape candy, diesel, earthy funk

• Aroma: Fruity up front, gas on the exhale

• Texture (if rosin): Cold-cured, buttery, solventless

• Effects: Euphoric, body-heavy, mentally calming

• THC: High – not beginner friendly

💎 WHY LIFE IS NOT GRAPE HITS HARDER

✔ Grape Terps with Depth – Sweet start, complex finish
✔ Exotic Name, Exotic Quality – Stands out on any menu
✔ Designer Smoke – Cultivated and cured with precision
✔ Built for Flavor & Strength – Perfect balance of taste and power

🔥 PERFECT FOR:

• Night sessions and couch lock

• Flavor chasers who want more than just candy

• High-tolerance smokers who still want clean hits

• Anyone who appreciates artful exotic drops

💨 LIFE IS NOT GRAPE – SWEET IN NAME, SAVAGE IN EFFECT.

Don’t let the name fool you. This isn’t a soft hit — it’s luxury loud, made for smokers who want grape terps with grown-up muscle.
One dab. One bowl. You’ll feel the difference.